Object #4: Brown Shoes

Oh my gawd, shoes. I love shoes, and I love having a lot of shoes, because few things annoy me more (other than, you know, war and famine, or whatever) than putting together a great outfit and lacking great shoes to go with it.

Unfortunately, I also have touchy little feet that would prefer to live in Birkenstocks. So, I own many pairs of adorable shoes that are never worn. This pair is actually less adorable than some, and I've kept them because they're pretty comfortable for being high-heeled mules. But. . . they're brown. I don't wear brown. Buh bye.